I ish Old

Yes I am now officially an old fart and a fully grown adult.

Which is an extremely strange and scary thought for me, as I don’t feel grown up or adultish at all.

My birthday was on Fri the 18^th, when I turned 18 (if you hadn’t of guessed already) and I must say it was a bloody FANASTIC DAY!!!! Couldn’t of asked for anything better really J

1^st things 1^st I woke up to snow on my birthday, MOTHERFING SNOW!!!! Though this was at 6 o’clock in the morning so it was a kind of delirious excitement with me giggling like a 5 year old.

And then this excitement ran out as I tried to walk to bus stop and to college without slipping up, incredibility nerve wracking and scary, though the way up to college wasn’t as bad as I 1^st thought and I made it there was little trouble.

College went by really quick with lots of chocolate and a couple of prezzies of some people, and then it was off home at 12:30ish to get the remainder of my prezzies from my parents and get ready for the evening. I didn’t get much from my parents as I already got them, which where my new computer (its touch screen and can play decent games WOOT), my teeth (and by that I mean getting them whitened and generally fixed up), and my trip with the college to LA next year. I also got a dress, scarf (AND NO THEY ARE NOT KANAGO TESTIES OR WHATEVA IT IS!!!) and some really nice earrings.

The evening itself consist of 18 of us going out to eat and some Mediterranean /Turkish restaurant that I can’t remember the name of. We were basically the only people in there, bar a couple or two who looked extremely scared to see this huge ramble of teens taking up most of the seats. And because there were so many of us people were texting each other from the other end of the table, which is something I found extremely strange. The only conversation I could pick up from the other end was Terry t eh turtle shouting something like “ANAL PROBE” really loudly for everyone to hear, and with Frampy stealing my phone to text disturbing things to other people down the table.

The meal itself was verrry nice, well for me it was and what I’ve heard from everyone else they seemed to enjoy it too, or well I hope they did!! :D

We then all went to the cinema to see where the wild things are, based on a book that only me and Katie had read so it was really nostalgic for us both. It was actually really good, the CGI was out of this world and it wasn’t too ‘happy happy’, which may seem strange but is what I really like in films. I’m not sure what everyone else thought of the film though from who I’ve talked to they seemed to enjoy it even if it was a little weird to them.

Anyway I like to thank everyone for the amazing evening, and their gifts and hope you all had a fantastic night!!! Xxxxx

I’m off to go listen to the official Christmas No 1, and sing along cheerfully with the lyrics.

Bye Bye x

Suidical Cat

God i love college humour

Damn....

College has been shut for two & half days, which any other time would mean, me lounging in bed play xbox and watching films. But no not this time.

I have work, a lot of work that i need to do, which i only just realised today, gotta finish to assgiments for my BTEC teachers, gotta do all this stupid questions for one media teacher AND have to try and find a way of getting an american only magazine shipped over here for my media coursework. *sigh*

i've also got a few appointments i gotta go to e.g. dentist and bank. Also got to get everything sorted for my job interveiw on Wednesday ( YES I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW) and try and rerange open days since i now can't go to any of them ( my 'driver' has thrown is back out, again. Which reminds me that i have to finish off my UCAS forms and rewrite my personal statment, and get that posted up

So my long weekend is slightly more hectic than normal, and means there will be no time to caught up on house/dexter or star wars (very sad world T_T) if any one got any clue to how i can get my american magazine it would be most appericated!!

I'm lazy...

I really am, the Summer Hoildays have come and gone and i have not done a single thing productive, let alone update my blog in over 2 month i think. Dont that any one reads this thingy anyway ;)

So you to catch you up to speed, Molly had a her baby but it was a still born. So that was a pretty drepressing day. Max got his manhood taken and acted like he was high when we got him home, walking it to walks. That was amusing day. Max got a cone thing to stop him licking his scars, very funny as we watched him whack into tables and try and grab the ball just above his head.

Other than that nothing much happened, went out to go see a few films, might put reviews up about those later on. One of those films being THE DARK KNIGHT FINALLY!!! I think i was one of the only people who haven't seen it, and it is as good as everyone says, though batman is annoying. JOKER FTW!!

Anyway in back at college now, with a pretty decent time table, getting two injections next week ( yay for stabby time) and im also working on getting everything sorted and sent of for a scholarship in America. As my dad was also pretty lazy and didnt help me do any of it till about a few days ago, AND WE HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING SENT OF BY THE END OF THE MONTH!!! So thats pretty stressful!

Hope you lot are fine, cya later x

Strange Dreams & Labour

My dog is at the precise moment in time in labour with her puppy, or so we think so, I'm not entirely sure and don't know how you go about checking. But her water broke when I was out (just want I wanna hear when coming through the door, thank bro!)Anyway she should if she is in labour be having her pup tonight or earlier morning tomorrow which means we’ll have a another little puppy running run the house. Though for the 1^st couple of weeks its looks more like a strange naked rat, so I will be stay very far away from it, until it gets its fur, and then it’s cute XD

Strange thing was that we brought her to the vets last Thursday, and by looking at her the Vet wasn’t sure if she was preggers or not, only when he did a ultra sound did we see that she was in fact carry one little pup :) Proving that my brother was right all along say that she was indeed up the sprout!

The vet also said she could be delivering in between 5-9 days or 1-2 weeks counting on when they did the dirty business behind the shed/flower pot. He thought it be soon than later, and it looks like he’s right as I think it is exactly 5 days after we took to the vets ( If this is wrong, I fail at math’s T-T)

We’re not sure of a name yet, my mum was Bo/Mickey for a boy or Milly for a girl to carry on the M theme we got going on (Molly & Max). My brother wants to call it some weird Mexican name, I forgot now. I want to call it Cookie, not sure why, but its growing on me, and I really like now!! Any suggests guys?? =]

Oh the strange dream I had was that I dreamt my cat pooed on the floor and was crying at me, so I got up, cleaned it, went back to bed. When I woke up I was really confused to whether or not this actually happened, until I turned my light on and saw the big brown mark on the carpet. I think the worst/boring dream to wake up and find actually happened. Why can’t any of my other super cool dreams were I can fly or bag a uber hottie assassin boyfriend turn out true??. But alas I look under my bed every morning and said boyfriend is not there, cat poo is instead. *sigh*…

Anyway I’ll most lieky post again after the birth to tell you how it went ( according to my brother it’s the most disgustiong thing that he’s ever seen happen (youtubed)) What the gender of the baby is, and how weird/creepy it is!! Picture are likely to be posted!!

Pokemon and Magic Pants

Hi all

I thought it properly be good to write a new post so that when people see the page a big video that doesn't fit in the box and spreads across the screen, blocking most of the other text greets them =]

This week has been pretty good, finished my exams, though Philosophy was really evil with its questions!!!

Any way the trailers for Star wars and Assassin creed 2 did make me feel a lot better, because they are soooo AMAZING!!!!

I also spent most of Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday playing inFAMOUS. Which is an amazing fantastic game. With a reallllllllly gooood ending!! Ill stop writing about it now or I'll spoil it XD Might do a vlog on it later on cus I'm that coool, and it was that good!

Anyway Thursday night a bunch of us went to see your mates band Diftwood? ( seroius that is there name!) at the Railway in Winchester

They were pretty good, they even got the crowd clapping to Pokemon Blue. POKEMON!!!

It was the highlight of the evening :D

Then, see i have done a lot this week, a bunch of us went to Thorpe Park!! In a mini bus, which had a little cage, that we though was for naughty retards who where being to loud and kept throwing wine gums around *cough James cough*. I was pretty tempted to sit in it.

Thorpe Park was pretty cool, though me being a stubborn cowards i refused to go on any BIG rides, though i really enjoyed myself. Even though it was the ONLY day that there was bloody rain, so we all got a bit wet. Even more so for those who went on the water ride, as were so for the rest of the day.

Bar tom and his magic water proof pants, though the magic didn't work round his bum XD

Unfortunately the fun holiday is nearly over, as college starts again on Tuesday 8:30 start. Yay.

I forgot to put a title on....

PS: my grammer & spelling is horrid, must learn to proof read...

FUCK....ME...SIDEWAYS!!!

ROSS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!

Video Games | Star Wars: The Old Republic | E3 09: Jedi vs Sith Cinematic HD

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

FUCK....ME

Video Games | Assassins Creed 2 - Full E3 trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii



Yea i'm kinda speechless......



( i know im obessed)

AC2 FOOTAGE!!!

OMG OMG OMG ASSASSIN CREED 2 LEAK FOOTAGE!!

i did nearly die when i watched this, the 1st time, the 2nd time and the 5oth time

yes i know im completely and utter obessed!!!

I can't wait for it to come out, and this little TINY trailer looks amazing, and sooooooo pretty *stroke the trailer, while drooling madly* Autum/Winter/WHEN EVERY THE HELL IT COMES OUT can not come sooner XD

Totally forgotten

Ok i had this uber idea of what i was gonna blog about because i haven't recently but I've completely forgotten what i was gonna post o.O

Serious my minds just blank, with thoughts only of the magum ice cream i've just eat (yum yum) darn my brain and its ability to get distracted and forget easily

Damn....I'll come back later once i remember

SIMS 3

SIMS 3 COMING OUT ON 5TH OF JUNE!!


THATS LIKE 2 AND A HALF WEEKS AWAY!!!

*squeals*

Though it sucks since i have VISTA and the requirments for the game on it are too damn high!!!

I think i'm gonna cry *sniffle*

I want sliver Spartan men & glitter jeans & BLUE HAIR!!

I love men dressed up in Spartan wear, with all the abs, and and and in sliver!! *drools*
Watch and love girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJdQESnyu4

This was Ulkraine's entry for the Eurovision, and im sooo jealous of the main singer

-.-

BUT WE CAN BLOODY 5TH!!!!!!!!!

Which is amazing considering we came last and second to last in the last 3 years. Lotta last in the that last sentence.

We lost to Norway, who i thought was a good winner, why the song was the right choice to win. HIM! HE WAS ZACK EFFRONS NORWEGIAN TWIN, or just looked a lot like him, it was uncanny. This meant that i wanted to shoot him the face. Or as i described to Ross last night in one of the many texts i sent about Euro vision, Cut out his eyes and then get some one with AIDS to pee in his eye socket, so he dies slowly of AIDS!!! (south park for the win)

Eurovision this year was lacking its normal to the ceiling campyness. Which surprisingly i missed, most of the performances were of a very high standard. And the interval act was just AMAZING!! People jumping about in a huge swimming pool, it might sound stupid when reading but seeing it was just WOW THEY'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY THIS YEAR!! Maybe because they knew they where getting judged fairly or something. I missed the glitter though T-T.

Anyway yesterday i also went into town to see Coraline with Kezia ( who was running late), Laura, Katie O and Ross at the VUE!!

The film was amazing, done in the style of Nightmare before Christmas ( which i love as well) , and it was just utterly fantastic, the detail in the characters was were supber. And i so want to shove my cat downa small door so it talks XD. The film has also made me a little scared that when i sleep some one will try and sow buttons into my eyes.

And best of all we watched it in 3D, which just made it super utterly fantastic, with things flying at us. If you go to see it, do so in 3D its mind blowing good fun. OH and wait till the end of the credits not only do you get see flying good and bad doggies but a theres a little surprise as well. (hint hint) I loved it so much i even got a couple of the soundtracks, which are just as equally good :)

All in all what i want to say about the film is : I so want blue hair now!! And if you go see one film this weekend please go see this, you wont be disapointed.

Ps: i just remebered Germany's Sparkly pants. I WANT THEM AS WELL!! They filled the glitter missing hole in my heart a little XD

TV TIME KIDDYS!!

hey all, second post in a day im a busy girl XD

No actually im just really really boerd.

Also i just found something that might be of interest to you all, well a some of you.

The final finished project of my and partner Sarah's acclaimed opening sequence of the new up and coming Crime Drama: Child's Play

I finally copied it onto a memory stick and now i have uploaded onto here for your viewing pleasure

So with out further to do enjoy the film




Just a note - the sound isnt meant to cut out randomly half way, dont know what happened there!!

Thanks to :

• Sarah Cox - Thanks for being a brill partner its been amazing fun working with you, it so sad its all over T-T
• Scarlett and Nikkita (Sarah's Friends(( sorry i cant remember your names)) Thank you for turning up =]
  
• Ross Hill - the best Gangster impression i have ever saw in my life
  
• Steve Springate- I'm pretty sure you wont win any awards for best DEAD person but you were fab in the later scene, thank you so much
  
• Alex Gatherer - Best Scottish Police man eva, taking notes on an Asda receipt XD
  
• Ollie Moore - Thanks for beating up Steve for me it made for some entertaining watching back in editing =]

A big thank you to you all, you were all really helpful and open to suggestion as well as having some brilliant ones of your own. THANK YOU xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

inFACKINGmous

Yea i read my friends newest blog and he had a review of a new game we are both looking forward to called Infamous and.......

OMG I WANT THIS GAME!!! SOOO BAD IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!

Though i still think the main guy is a mix of Altair from Assassin Creed and Galen from Star wars teh Force unleashed. Maybe he's their man child. Anyway hopefully he can be as good as they both where. XD

So in suit i have also put a video of the game, but this is just ingame video and images with pretty rocking music in the background ENJOY

Coming out May 29, 2009 in Europe - TOOO LONG!!! T-T

It will keep me till winter when ASSASSIN CREED 2 COMES OUT HOPEFULLY!! ( yes im obessed)

Urgh...Exams & Facebook

When i think of those two things, i mental groan with drepression or annoyance or something.

In brief I hate them both.

Exam are obvious one, scine everyone stresses out about them and gets really worried, and worked up. And then relise afterwards that there was no need to. EVEN AFTER I TELL THEM A THOUSAND TIMES NOT TO WORRY THERE SOCKS OFF. It starts to get me worried to o.O

I haven;t really freaked out about exams for years, due tothe fact that if i did get so stressed out i'd might cry.

Now i just make sure i revise well, and my confident part of my brain is going I've done all i can, now just give it your all While the less confident scare silly part is going FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL I'M GOING TO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

Lucky that part is very small, and i normally only hear it for about an hour after i've acutally done the exam.

Anyway this year i've only got to exams. Well 4 if you coun general studies, but i've moaned about that in another blog so i wont bore you with it again. =] lucky u.

Well thats today, and i really dont want to do it, because its 3 hours long -WITHOUT MY EXTRA TIME!! And i shudder to think how much longer ill have to stay in their because of it. I will be smacking my head against keyboard repeatally, and come out with keys imprinted on my forehead just to wait!

And then i've got a huge 2 week break ( in which i will find it very hard to actually work) till my real exams meda and philosophy and they a day apart, which really sucks!!

I've blab on so much about the exams i havent even touched on facebook. though i can some that up in two word..................SPAM INBOX!!!!

nuff said

My Dog is a whore

Yup its offical my dog Molly is a total and complete hoe bag. Fact.


She is the black and white one, and yes i know what your thinking, aww she's sooo cute and innoect, she would never commit an act of whoreness.

But the truth is that she is one big HOE!!!

All the time we all thought it was dirty little Max who was doing the doggy business with her, buts its not ITS HER!!

She leads him to a hidden place in the garden and shove HER ass in HIS face. Its just horrid, cus they get stuck together sometimes..and...its...MEHHHHH *mental trauma attack*

Anyway lets move on from all that doggie business. I have a new love, and they are called straghtern or how ever you spell it. LOOKIE LOOKIE I HAVE STRAIGHT HAIR AND NOT MY NORMAL SPAZKY FLUFF!!! I will keep this look, even though im scared shitless im going to one day soon burn my ear off!!

Meh

Wow I haven’t written a second blog in yonks. I do this; I’ll start a new project, like a story or this blog and then lose interest in it and go off to do something old and trusted. Like playing games all night long. Anyway I’m bored & ill. It’s annoying I must say.

I tried playing Mirrors Edge, but got pissed off at faith constantly dying every 5 seconds.Seroiuslly I could rant about that game all blog long.

But I won’t, promise ;)

But enough about that, I should be telling you about what’s happened between my first post and this one. Not a lot, but I’ll bullet point what has happened, nice and easy 4 you:

Saw Monsters vs Aliens in 3D, was pretty darn cool (The Vue seats are loooovely!!)

Did a mock philosophy and got an A!! (I’m dropping this by the way)

Got lots of sweets from my media studies (They love me XD)

Went on Study Leave

And have now finished AS FOREVER!!

All I have to do now is pass my exams, which I’ve only got two of. Well technically I have 4, because general studies are two exams, but I don’t count either general studies papers as a real exam. Just something to waste 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE WRITING ABOUT!!

!As you can see I don’t like general studies much.

I’m sure you would agree if you also have to sit through an hour week being lectured at, being bored endless. It’s not fun T-TI also spent about 5 minutes trying to spell lectured, cus I spelt it so wrong that even word couldn’t figure out what the hell I meant!! Anyway post done, finally!! Hopefully I’ll be more frequent in the future, don’t count on it though ;)

Emily

xx

Finally

I have finally started a blog on this website thingy.

Quite a few of my friends have blogs and it seems like the hip thing to be doing at the moment, though I'm not sure how long it will be before i give up with it, unable to think of anything half decent to write about.

I would write about my life, but nothing really happens, its very quiet and relaxed really, with the occasion get together of friends, which are fun.

Oh yes i should explain the title of my blog really, should I?

Well i was sat here typing away on the keyboard thinking of different unique names for my blog, as the Internet decided to have a funny five minutes. When all of a sudden i realised that needed the loo...badly. Still do actually, I'm just too lazy to get off the sofa, as I'd rather sit here and tell you about my dire need for the toilet, aren't you lucky ;)

But that's where i got my title from, and if you excuse me i have to now run to the bathroom, avoiding my also very lazy dogs lying on the floor, before i wee myself

bye bye